Oh, once there was a baby born
Her parents named her Polly
Expecting a boy
They howled with joy
Isn't she sweet; the family's complete
And so it was, by golly!
Joyce Cass
There once was a girl called Kira
Who always looked in the mirror
But never when she got older
Because she would not believe
What the mirror told her.
Bernice Schacthter
